Today after having a hectic day, I opened the website of TOI. Nothing unusual, everything was similar.
Fearing Sena,Mumbai Cinemas stop ‘My Name Is Khan’ advance booking
Good, Sena is doing their job. They are hopeless. If they cant do anything good, then they do something bad. but really bad? Shah rukh khan is also doing cheap publicity. Right from the point he was caught at the new york airport to the point where he says,’My kid asked me whether I will be kicked out of India’. Ask him how he got his bungalow at Bandra? Does Sena represents India?
Boycott IPL-3,Andhra sports minister tell Deccan chargers
Dude, I think you did not get appropriate money package from IPL. First solve our Telangana issue and then, if at all you have time, think of boycotting. Where were you when pakistani people were banned from playing IPL? why did not you think of boycotting then? and then people blame Raj Thackarey for dividing India. There are millions of Raj Thackeray’s in every state of India. Only one has guts to come out in open(in his state) to divide the country!
All is not well with congress-NC alliance, Omar snubs Azad
All is never well for any party or any alliance in India. But all is always well for individual leader. Kyu Omar bhai? Did you actually resign after sex scandal? Politics is a business. If you cant earn, jump from one party to another. All izz well then! ofcourse, all izz never well for India! But do politicians care about India?
My father gave me this country-SRK
Keep your emotions on the silver screen, or is this one of your ‘marketing publicity stunt’? Why all such things happen to you? Why are you always in controversies before your film release? Tell me frankly, why did that FAKE IPL Player blog was associated with your team only? Are you THAT special? Yes, you are famous, you are the king. You are enjoying life in your big house and unlimited property. Don’t cry now. King never crowns himself as a King, you have committed that mistake. This might be God’s trick to bring you down on the earth. Yes, in your country only, but on the earth!
In pics: Bipasha’s fitness regime
It means, “In pics: Bipasha has not done any film for a while. She does not want producer to forget her. She is in desperate need of more films” Seedhi baat, no bakwaas!
2nd big snowstorm hits US east coast
Since Saddam is no more, and you cant catch Osama, whom will you blame eh? Climate! ohh yes, oye India and China, stop eating food and decrease the fuel usage. You eat too much of Burger and use many SUVs on road. Stop that!
1984 anti sikh riots case: CBI concludes argument
How come so early? great. Hats off! Aur furrsat se conclude karte hai. Yeh zindagi bahot lambi hai.. aur humein kya jaldi hai!
Australian police delay release of survey on racism
yes, of course, they found more Australians than Indians in that survey. Got scared of racism, and delayed it! 😛
Patna students protesting
Who? Students. Youth? Yes. In Bihar? Unbelievable, but true. And what are they doing? Protesting. See, Raj, Youth is still there in Bihar, and they are using your path only. Now at least be happy!
Three dacoits arrested in Bangalore
Ohh puhlese, call them Terrorists. Dacoits are so down market. Terrorists are IN. They have captured the whole market of Dacoits in India!
TCS to hire 30000 employees in 2011
Why? to save your official website from getting hacked? And correction, they are not employees, they are software slaves. At least 30% of them don’t know what to do in life. Wasting talent, creativity and passion by typing codes!
Rathore attacker sent to 14 day judicial custody
Look bro, whatever you do in life, do it with perfection. If you become a scientist, but not a good one, then what is the use? Even if you become grass cutter, but could not cut the grass properly, then what is the use? Rathore will be at large. and you will pay the price of not committing murder successfully!
President Patil’s Husband in Land Grab case
Ohh. So this is your extra monthly income eh? President of India. Good example for others!
Priyanka throws starry tantrums
Ohh,how come you did not tweet about it?
Still, tomorrow I will be opening the same site to read the same news! Till then, listen to some Patriotic song and enjoy.. Yeh Desh hai veer jawaano ko.. Iss desh ka yaaroooo…. kher, kya kehna ab!