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A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts

I have divided people according to their behavior. When they are drunk!!

Group no.1
Shouts at everyone, they do weird things, for them the feeling of getting drunk is as good as attending a seminar on the ‘Chosen ones’ in heaven!

Group no.2
They tease each other. To be more convenient, they corner some one in the group, and they tease him/her till the person is disgusted. Such people have to get the sense of achievement in life, they are actually not losers, but yes, the one who does not even try for anything. They laugh at others’ emotions! Then they think that they are Tigers!

Group no.3
They talk sense. They talk politics, history, geography, recent events, and everything that is worth discussing. They respect your views, counter views. They argue, they accept, they refuse, they argue again! In the end they are left with a little value addition.

Group no.4
They watch a movie. Then they watch another movie. Then they watch another movie.

Group no.5
They go to the dance floor and dance. and dance. and dance.

Group no.6
They get emotional. They cry. They call their old friends. They say sorry. They ask them to join the party. They get drunk. They pay for them. And the old friends make fun of them. They end up getting more emotional.

Group no.7
They sit. Relax. Observe.

Group no.8
They drink as little as possible. But they over act as much as possible! Then they act as if they are drunk. Then they say things they would have actually said if they were really drunk!

Group no.9
They don’t know what they want to do when they are drunk. They don’t want to repent about their out of control activities. They don’t want to lose their diplomacy. So they conveniently finds a place and sleep!

Group no.10
They are similar to that of group no.9, but they sleep with some one else.

Group no.11
They are similar to that of group no.10, but they sleep in some one else’s room.

Group no.12
They don’t know what to do, so they cry!

Group no.13
They go to everyone and say sorry. For no reason.

Group no.14
They take the responsibility of making everyone drunk. They feel that the God has chosen them for making drinks for everyone in the party and He wants them to get others drunk to attain salvation.

Group no.15
They don’t drink because they have to pay. The moment the drinks are free, they get drunk and say thank you to the person! Then they bull shit, and make sure that they apply enough butter to the person who is paying for them.

Group no.17
They get drunk and call anyone and everyone in their phone list. They invite them to drink even if the other person is sleeping in the other corner of this world. For them, everyone is at airport waiting for their call, so that they catch the flight and come to their stupid small party to drink.

(Oh where is 16??)
Group no.16
They drink, get drunk and update their blog about their observation about the other people who drinks and get drunk! 😛

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9 Responses to “A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts”


  1. 1 taedui
    April 8, 2010 at 1:54 am

    I have done almost everything in your list 😀 Except no. 8, 15, and obviously 16!

    And since I was born on the 14th, am sure am in group number 14!! 😀

  2. 2 Shweta Iyer
    April 8, 2010 at 11:21 pm

    Hahaha. AWESOME!
    Thorougly enjoyed reading it.
    I have to figure out which group I belong to..

    Wait! I think, Group- 5, 7 & 12.
    You forgot to add Group-17- Folks who laugh retarded for no reason- Non-stop, at the most inappropriate occasions too.
    I belong to grp-17 too.

    Apt observation.
    Brilliant. Keep it up!

  3. 3 sahana Chowdhury
    April 9, 2010 at 1:11 pm

    Nice one….keep it up apu..

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