He said: I have already submitted all my documents.
Officer: But we can not process, as we don’t have your school-leaving certificate! Please provide.
He said: (frustrated) I have misplaced my school-leaving certificate, but I have brought my certificates of high school examination and graduation. If I am graduated, it is obvious that I would have completed my school. Right?
Officer: We need your school-leaving certificate.
He said: (more frustrated than before) Does this mean that I have not completed my school education? I have even lost my birth certificate, so does it mean that I am already dead?
Officer: No. For that, we need your Death Certificate.
He said: OK. After I die, is it OK if I send my Death Certificate through my friend or is it compulsory for me to come here and submit?
Officer(confused): Are you sure you have completed your school?