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Sep
10

A Snippet from my book 2

..and finally I went to the gym with him. I never understood the logic behind body sculpting. Why should we pump our muscles?
So I asked him,’Why are you wasting my time by forcing me to work out?
He replied,’So that you look like a hunk’.
‘To build personality?’
‘Exactly!now you are getting it, now come on, get into shape’,He said.
‘But I am already in shape’
‘Dude, your stomach is not only round, I mean its coming out, it is spherical!’
‘Sphere is a shape! Right?’
‘I know you are very good at words, don’t play with me now. You know what I mean, you got to be powerful, and that is exactly why you need to exercise’
‘But I don’t feel the need to be powerful by working out! Brain is mightier than Brawn right?’
‘Yeah’
‘And why should I be in a room full of strangers who stares at me and don’t even talk with me. Bar is better than Gym!’
‘Wait, Bar is full of strangers too, some stares and most of them don’t talk to us. So?’
‘But the atmosphere is not that serious in Bar! Plus, Fat girls go to Gym, and the good-looking ones come to the Bar!’
‘OK. Just get lost. No, wait, tell me, what should I do then?’
‘Well,Develop your brain. You can read books!’
‘What about staying healthy then?’
‘You can read books on ‘How to become healthy”
‘OK. This is why you need to exercise.’ PUNCH!
Next day I was moving in the college with a black eye. I was healthier without the black eye which I got in Gym. See, I still don’t understand the logic behind going to Gym if it is making you less healthy!

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2 Responses to “A Snippet from my book 2”


  1. 1 Parashar
    September 27, 2010 at 4:58 pm

    Dude,
    The Indian authors are already worried about their royalties…Nice one!!!!

    • September 29, 2010 at 11:57 am

      🙂 Thank you sir! 🙂


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