Posts Tagged ‘Funny

13
Sep
10

A snippet from my book..

He said: I have already submitted all my documents.

Officer: But we can not process, as we don’t have your school-leaving certificate! Please provide.

He said: (frustrated) I have misplaced my school-leaving certificate, but I have brought my certificates of high school examination and graduation. If I am graduated, it is obvious that I would have completed my school. Right?

Officer: We need your school-leaving certificate.

He said: (more frustrated than before) Does this mean that I have not completed my school education? I have even lost my birth certificate, so does it mean that I am already dead?

Officer: No. For that, we need your Death Certificate.

He said: OK. After I die, is it OK if I send my Death Certificate through my friend or is it compulsory for me to come here and submit?

Officer(confused): Are you sure you have completed your school?

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04
Dec
09

Stupid confidence, Blind trust and Real Hope..

CONFIDENCE:

1 Day all villagers decided to pray for rain.

On the day of prayer all people gathered & only one boy come with umbrella. THATS CONFIDENCE.

1 Night all students were partying after their exams, only one boy was offering drinks to other considering

that his placement in some good company is sure in the coming placement season. THAT’S STUPID

CONFIDENCE

TRUST:

Trust should be like feeling of a 1 year old baby, when you throw him in the air, he laughs….

because he know you will catch him… THAT’S TRUST

Trust should be like a feeling of a 23 year old student, when you throw him out of India, he laughs….

because he know that you will make sure about his placements…THAT’S BLIND TRUST

HOPE:

Every night we go to bed, have no assurance to get up alive in the next morning

but still we have many plans for coming day… THATS HOPE

Every night we sign up for companies, we have no assurance that we will get short-listed the next morning

but still we have many preparatory plans for Interview and GDs coming day… THAT’S REAL HOPE

01
Dec
09

Truely Indian Russel Peters




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