Hello Central Govt,
We are a poor state. We are the most populated state with the second lowest per capita income. The aid that you gave me last time was actually used in building properties in Ghaziabad, Noida and in some other cities. You know its better to buy land when you are in power.
The left overs were used up in building statues of myself and my party leaders. I felt our country needs it.
Taj Corridor case earnings are almost over now. Everybody wants to celebrate birthday in style right?
I wanted to help the victims personally. But what can a person do when she is a politician. The salary is almost negligible. Still I paid more Income Tax than Mr. Mukesh Ambani. Its only my love and responsibility towards my country.
Please give me some aid for compensation to the stampede victims. I will make sure that there will be your statue at the stampede incident. This time it will be as huge as statue of liberty. Also, there has been talks that my government will be finished by 2012. It is the whole world that will come to an end in 2012, not my government. I am not good in stats, but my secretary told me that 60% of my population is illiterate and the rest of the other are uneducated just like our fellow countrymen. So I am sure that I will be elected for the 5th time!
Do visit Taj sometime. Let me know when you are coming, I will send a car for you. The Ambassador cant handle the bumpy road to Taj Mahal. 😛 Just a joke to make you laugh!
Please look into this matter. We don’t have money.