Posts Tagged ‘Sarcasm

19
Oct
14

Unheard songs by unsung hero of Congress

Dear Congress and my Voters,

First I will sing in Hindi for my Hindi audience and then mein angrezi mein gaunga. My first attempt at singing after ‘Machli Jal ki Rani hai’ song performance at ‘Chota Bhim under 40 kids association’ event

Hindi Song:-

I know you think that I shouldn’t have joined you,
Or tell you that.
But if I didn’t say it, well I’d still have felt it
Rahul says where’s the sense in that?

I promise I’m not trying to make you lose everywhere
Or return to where we were

I will go down with this ship
And I won’t put my hands up and surrender
There will be no congress flag above my door (or anywhere)
I’m a Pappu and always will be

I know I left too much mess and
destruction to come back again
And I caused nothing but trouble
I understand if you can’t talk to me again
And if you live by the rules of “it’s over”
then I’m sure that that makes sense

English Song:-

Karte hain hum aaj qabool kya keeje
Ho gayi thi jo humse bhool kya keeje
Rahul keh raha Arnabse mayassar kar bhi aao
Wo jo dabi si aas baaki hai
Wo jo dabi si aanch baaki hai
Wo jo dabi si aanch baaki hai
Wo jo dabi si… aanch baaki hai

Kismat ko hai yeh manzoor kya keeje
Haarte rahe hum badastoor kya keeje
Rahul keh raha hai Modise musalsal kar bhi aao
Wo jo ruki si raah baaki hai
Wo jo ruki si chaah baaki hai
Wo jo ruki si chaah baaki hai
Wo jo ruki si chaah baaki hai..

Yours Undeserving Dynamic Leader,

Pappu Gandhi

(S/O some Gandhi)

No Wave:-

I’m in love and always will be

03
Oct
10

BBM 33FU555

Have you seen the similar kind of series of alphanumeric code somewhere? I am sure you must have. Because whenever someone, somewhere buy that gadget, here are the few things they do when they are actually getting out of the shop:

1. Updating BB pin to G-Talk
2. Updating BB pin to MSN, Yahoo etc.
3. Updating Facebook status message via Facebook for BlackBerry
4. Creating an album in Facebook called ‘BB Uploads’
5. Tattooing BB pin on their forehead 😛
6. Taking a Flag with BB pin on one side and BB symbol on other and going for a marathon across the town
7. Sending mails to everyone with ‘Mail sent from my BB device’ as the note below the signature
8. Updating the Facebook message again. And then on daily basis.
9. Writing their BB pin on others’ status message who has updated his/her BB pin
10. Instead of saying ‘Hello’ on receiving the call, they say ‘My BB pin is @#$%^^^&’ 😛
11. Irrespective of any question you ask them, their reply would be ‘My BB pin is @#$%^^^&’ 😛
12. Telling others about why they chose BB over Apple.
13. Their pick up line at the party:’My BB pin is @#$%^^^&,What’s yours?’

Come on BB boys! And BTW, why are those girls coming in and singing ‘We are the BB boys’ in the latest ad? Who needs to have a BB pin of a girl who is calling herself a boy? 😛

So, have you seen anybody doing any of the above mentioned stuff? If yes, then copy paste this article link on their page! 😛




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